Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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