You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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