So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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