hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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