oh god the rape fog is back!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Congratulations! We have a period
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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