Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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