i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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