brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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