Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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