And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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