i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Dear god my vagina.
His nipple licking is glorious
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