I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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