I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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