yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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