He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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