Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
