Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
