u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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