On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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