you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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