I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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