Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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