if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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