Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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