This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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