We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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