will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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