You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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