my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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