i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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