CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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