how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
When are your genitals available?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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