We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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