You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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