she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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