omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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