I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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