how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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