i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Drunk is not a location!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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