i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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