That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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