She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
id be glad to
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
There r osticjed everywhere
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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