Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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