atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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