Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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