do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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