i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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