o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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