He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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