that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
